Once when I worked at My First Job (a place that helps people with disabilties live independently), a man in his 60's who was a client with a limited IQ told me that his wife had "Old-Timers Disease."

He went on and on about how she forgets who he is because of her Old Timers Disease.

I figured out later that he was talking about Alzheimers Disease.

Anyhow, I have it too..

Because I made my envelope for my secret pal as well as one for Ms. Fancy Tiffany Necklace, and I wrote a little bio.

I wrote in the bio that I had just turned 34.

Which is nuts because I just turned 33.

I've already sealed the envelopes and I hope I didn't break any size rules.

If you should get one I'm 33, not 34.

Please don't think I'm as old as 34.

It is okay, however, for you to think I'm losing my mind.